Not so long ago in Russia, those who did not serve in the army were viewed as some kind of freaks. Now out of the guys of military age, only one in five goes to serve. But if you're reading The Landmark, buddy, then you're the fifth, which is a real man. We will tell you what you need to do when "the Motherland sends an attack", that is, it sends a military commissariat summons.

First. You have to come with her for a medical checkup. There you will be examined by a therapist, surgeon, neurologist, psychiatrist, optometrist, otolaryngologist, dentist and, if necessary, other doctors.

Doctors can make five types of conclusions::

A - fit for military service;

B - eligible for military service with minor restrictions;

B-only fit for military service to a limited extent;

G-temporarily unfit for military service;

D - not fit for military service.

And if the doctor makes an incorrect conclusion, writes not what is really there, then he will have to answer either for the illegal recruitment of a poor person, or for helping a healthy person to "mow down".

We wish you, little brother, good health!

Then you'll have a draft board meeting. By the way, if you have a serious sports category and you were engaged in the system of the Russian Defense sports and Technical Organization, then you have the right to immediately ask for "cool" units such as a marine or air paratroopers. When you are sent to the place of military service, it will be too late to "drink Borjomi": no one will deal with your transfer from tankers to sailors. However, don't despair. If you really want to become a professional soldier, you can enroll in a military school and then serve as an officer in uniform, even as a pilot, even as a veterinarian in the navy... If you don't have the patience to study for a long time, become an ensign, midshipman or private in no one, which is also not bad.

But back to the subpoena. You must put your signature on it. By the way, it says where to go and what will happen if you do not meet the requirements set out on this paper. Those who do not want to receive summonses from employees of the military registration and enlistment office or from people responsible for this matter at the place of work (study), the document must be handed over, only... already uncles-policemen.

Now in our country, conscription has become much more serious than even a couple of years ago and, according to paragraph 4 of Article 31 of the Federal Law" On Military Duty and Military Service " (No. 53-FZ of March 28, 1998), "in case of non-appearance of a citizen without valid reasons on the agenda of the military commissariat for events related to upon being called up for military service, the specified citizen is considered to evade military service and is brought to justice in accordance with the legislation of the Russian Federation."

You can read Article 328 of the Criminal Code about the liability of a "draft dodger" from the military and from alternative civil service.

By the way, "bias" from service with a machine gun will cost more than "zakos" from a broom, shovel and other legally undefined attributes of the alternative. In the first case, running away from the draft can lead to trouble: from a fine to

in the amount of 200 minimum wages up to two years of imprisonment. In the second case, the most severe punishment is arrest for up to six months (then they will still be called up to serve alternatively).

In Russia, you can not go to serve on more than twenty grounds for exemptions and deferrals from military service.

For example, if a guy has already served in the Turkmen armed Forces or in the Israel Defense Forces, then he is exempt from conscription in the Russian Armed Forces. Just like a young person who has a PhD or PhD degree. Those who have two or more children are granted a reprieve. And if you "hang out" on legal "excuses" until the age of 27, then you can rest until the announcement of general mobilization in connection with the beginning, God forbid, of the war.

But think about it, buddy, isn't it better to go to the ministry at 18 than at 26 and a half? You can be sure that the race will be the same.

By the way, about the "races". If you are a real man, you will know your rights and will not be too lazy to read the laws, then where they sit on you, they will get off there. According to the Federal Law " On the Status of Military Personnel "(No. 76-FZ of May 27, 1998), you have the legal right to legal protection. Moreover, when applying for help to the court, legal advice, bar associations, military administration and military justice bodies, you will not be charged a penny (Articles 21, 22 of the said Law).

Good service to you! If something happens, write it down. We will help you.

Captain of the 3rd rank Mikhail SEVASTYANOV

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